By Free Your Mind | March 3, 2010 - 12:16 am - Posted in Finance, Life
A while back, I wrote an article called “You Can’t Take It All With You.“ In this article I explored the fallacy that being “smart” with your money is somehow vain. But today I want to flip the script!
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Today will be my first “PG-13″ post. Now… I’m not one normally known to spew so called “curse words” but today I may mention one or two (don’t worry… I will blank them out). I will be all in good fun. But I think that it will be good to get my point across. Hopefully I won’t offend anyone. I don’t think I will.
Now, what I am about to expose to you today is one of the greatest conspiracies that has ever been perpetrated on mankind. This conspiracy is even bigger than the “Orange Juice Conspiracy“… bigger than the “Conspiracy of Home Loanership“… and maybe even bigger than the “Pimp Juice Conspiracy” What is this Conspiracy Called? It’s called
The Low S**T BullS**T Conspiracy.
Yes… Low *** Bull ****. NOBODY is talking about this conspiracy. It is one of the best kept secrets that are out there. So if you are reading this Blog, you should feel very lucky. You are in the right place at the right time. And remember… you heard it first on Free Your Mind Online. Now… what is the Low **** Bull **** Conspiracy? Consider the following.
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Let’s say that you came over to my house to eat dinner. You were really hungry and you hadn’t eaten all day long. So I announced that dinner was ready and you came to the kitchen/dining room table. Now, what if I brought you a plate that was Full of **** and said, bon appetit. Hope you enjoy the food! Would you eat the ****? And if not… why?
Ok… well listen… I can understand you not eating that. As a matter of fact I apologize, because that would be disrespectful to even bring that to you. So let’s change it up a little bit. Let’s say that it was “Low Stink” ****. Would you eat it then? What? Why Not?
Ok… Well.. I understand… well let me ask you this. What if I went and put some vegetables in it and brought it back to you. Now it is “Vegetarian S***” Now would you eat it? NO? Wow… you drive a hard bargain.
Alright, well I know this will work. What if I put some vitamins in it and brought it back to you as “Vitamin ****” You still don’t want it? Come on now… this is some Healthy S****!!!!
Well… I’m not the smartest guy in the world, but I think I can understand why you don’t want to eat this Bull****. You see whether it is Vitamin ***, Low Stink ****, Vegetarian S***, or even ORGANIC S****… IT’S STILL BULL****!!!
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The Plot
You see, first came the influx of JUNK Food… and FAST food (both of which are not really food) brought in by the secret societies. These foods were convenient and they tasted soooooooooo good. They corrupted the taste buds. But you see, they made people sick… REAL sick. Obesity, Diabetes, Cancer and Heart Disease began to run rampant! People started to realize that the bad health they were experiencing was directly linked to all of the Bull**** they were eating. The Consciousness level began to rise amongst the masses, and people began cutting down on and even turning away from all the GARBAGE and going back to eating real food.
So the diabolical population controlist keep the people sick-ist and going back to the doctor-ist to keep the pharmaceutical industry and the FDA paid-ist by telling people that their diseases are a result of heredity and not diet and lifestyle-ist supremacists got together and had an emergency meeting.
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John: Gentlemen… we have a crisis on our hands.
Harry: What is the problem?
John: The consciousness level of the Goyim masses is beginning to increase. They are starting to catch on to our BullS*** feed plan. After years of success, people are no longer eating our garbage!!! They are starting to realize that this stuff is not healthy!
Harry: Wait, I don’t get it
John: MY GOD, HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE. I swear if you weren’t in the right bloodline I would kick you right out of this meeting. I’m talking about JUNK FOOD… FAST FOOD, people are not eating it as much anymore. They realize that it’s not healthy. People are more health conscious now. Even though the F.D.A. said that smoking was healthy, people are beginning to realize that it causes cancer and in a minute, they’ll realize that the fluoride in them is making people passive and dumb! People are no longer falling for the BullS***!!
Bob: Yes… I’ve known about this development for some time now. As a matter of fact, I’ve studied the ancient prophecies and I knew this time would come. But here’s what we have on our side. Because of the special chemicals that we have put in these products, most people are addicted to Bull***. They may realize that it is unhealthy, but they really want to eat it! They don’t want to stop.
Jean: THAT’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. People are still stepping away from the S***! Now YOU KNOW THE PLAN BOB. We have to keep disease and infertility up and population DOWN!
Bob: I know. Don’t worry. Like I stated earlier, people are already addicted to the Sh**. So we just have to give them an excuse to continue eating it.
Jean: What possible excuse can we give people to eat ****??
Bob: We’ll make it healthy for them…
Harry: huh???
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Shortly after this meeting a NEW BREED OF BULL**** began to enter our food supply. Here are some examples.
Well uh… you know… I’m tryin to keep my weight down.
DA HELL YOU EATING ICE CREAM FOR?
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Episode two
You know… this Diet Cola is pretty good. It tastes almost as good as the regular!
Well if you like the Regular Cola… why are you drinking Diet Cola?
Well… because I’m on a Diet
THEN WHY ARE YOU DRINKING SODA? Why don’t you act like you have some sense and drink some WATER!
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Episode three
Ay man, I’m about to order a Pizza. Do you want some?
Yeah Man, count me in! Get a quadruple XXXXL, cheese stuffed Supreme!
Ah Yes, I would like to order the quadruple XXXXL cheese stuffed Supreme pizza. Yes.. I want it with the works! I want chicken, anchovies, green peppers, beef, rat, cat, saus..
WAIT! Hey man… Don’t let them put sausage on that pizza. Pepperoni or Ham either!
Why not?
Because. I don’t believe in eating pork. You know that is an unclean animal right?
&*_&*()&()&*()&(&) DIFFERENCE WOULD THAT MAKE? HOW CAN YOU BE 500 POUNDS WITH DIABETES, HEART DISEASE AND ASTHMA AND TELL ME NOT TO PUT PORK ON THIS QUADRUPLE XXXXL CHEESE STUFFED SUPREME PIZZA YOU ARE ABOUT TO EAT? Like that’s gonna to make it healthier!!! If you are so health conscious, then why are you eating pizza at all?
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And There it went. The Low **** Bull*** Conspiracy.
Americans went right back to eating Bull****… but with less **** in it. I have seen this with my own eyes. People drinkin Vitamin Water because they actually think it’s healthy. People going to Sick-Donalds, Murder King, Taco-Hell, (Do you feel lucky?) Fried Chicken, Die-Hop and the Awful House… eating **** with a Diet **** to wash it down with. And of course, we know sugar is not healthy… so the diabolical ones gave us FAKE sugar (which is much worse than REAL sugar).
That’s right. We are a bunch of health conscious Bull**** eaters. Learning which Bull**** is the best to eat.
Now if you answered “NO” to the first four questions that were asked in this Blog, then you are smarter than 90% of the American population.
Ladies and Gentlemen. We need to stop Bull****in. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HEALTHY JUNK FOOD! If you want to eat healthy… then EAT HEALTHY!!! The biggest reason that America is fat and is in bad health is not because of high fructose corn syrup, msg, soy or any of these other conspiracies (that should be explored). But the biggest reason that America is fat is because we eat Bull****. And we have been bamboozled into believing that it is healthy because our Bull**** has less **** in it.
If I wanted to lose weight, I wouldn’t eat Ice Cream and drink Soda and eat Pizza period! You don’t eat that stuff and lose weight. Now, I don’t drink… But if I ever did decide to get inTOXICated, the number of calories in my beer or wine would be the last thing that I would be concerned with. They call it a BEER belly (not a high calorie BEER belly).
I see people all of the time, exercising vigorously but yet they can’t understand why they can’t lose weight. Exercise is a beautiful thing… but it’s hard to lose weight when you are full of ****. Now I’m not here to be holier than thou and act like I never eat Bull***. But if I do eat some Bull**** YOU BEST BELIEVE I’M GOING TO EAT SOME REAL ****!!! I don’t play. Then I’ll just detox afterward.
And just to be clear Fake **** is worse than Real ****. The process that the food industry uses to make **** low fat is normally a toxic process that leaves the **** more processed and toxic than the original. These toxins then will accumulate in your body and end up making you MORE fat and have MORE diseases than if you had just eaten regular Bull****! You have been DUPED!
So in conclusion, there are a lot of debates going on in the health conscious community about what foods to eat (meat eaters vs. vegetarians, good fats vs. bad fats, good cholesterol vs. bad cholesterol), and it can be confusing. But at the end of the day, if you would just eat real food and cut down or eliminate Bull**** you would be much much healthier. And if you do a colon cleanse (maybe a liver and kidney cleanse also) and stop the Bull**** you would lose a lot of weight WITHOUT EVEN EXERCISING!
I hope that this has been helpful.
So until next time…
Free Your Mind…. Online
Matt Mason
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Watch The Low **** Bull **** conspiracy taking place
By Free Your Mind | January 31, 2010 - 5:32 am - Posted in Finance
A while back, I wrote an article called “The Conspiracy of Home Loanership.” In this article I exposed the illusion of net worth and the myth behind a persons home being a “good” investment. But I’m not against buying! Obviously owning a home is better than renting one. But that doesn’t mean it’s always the best time to buy. There are a lot of factors to take into account first. Consider the following material.
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You know… I had to go back and watch this (The Network) recently. A lot of what was said in this movie is so true. As a matter of fact, it is more true today than it was back in 76. This was a prophetic movie. Here are a couple of clips.
Turn off the TV!
There Are Only Corporations
Most Definitely something to think about. This scene (as well as this whole movie) was very prophetic. And the statement made about the nations of the worlds being corporations is very clearly demonstrated by looking at a chart of who owns the Federal Reserve Bank(which also was published in 1976). As a matter of fact, the U.S. is a corporation itself!
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huh.. (chuckling), you know I have to be honest. I am gettin real sick and tired of the diabolical ones using so called emergencies to take away peoples freedoms.
The theory behind this is that during a pandemic more people will be home, and that the internet will get soooo congested that it will interupt businesses that need to be run (like say a doctors office). Now… we wouldn’t want somebody sick, not being able to be treated because there’s to many people on the internet now would we?
Well now, before we go jumping off of the shallow end let us consider a few questions.
#1. What constitutes a pandemic?
Right now the Swine Flu, which is being considered a pandemic and president Obama has already declared a national emergency over it. But what is interesting about this is that the regular flu kills over 30,000 people per year in the U.S. But the swine flu has only killed about 4,000 people in the U.S. So why isn’t the regular flu considered a pandemic every year?
I’m not the smartest person on the planet (maybe somewhere in the top five) but it seems to me like the government is using “spook” tactics to give them an excuse to force vaccines on people that they really wanted to give them anyway
This internet censorship bill is “of course” the brainchild of Jay Rockefeller. Jay Rockefeller claims that he wonders if the internet should have ever existed in the first place. His reasoning is because he claims that the Defense department gets so many cyber attacks daily. What is interesting is that Jay Rockefeller just happens to be the great grandson of good ole John D. Rockefeller, who is one of the founders of the Council on Foreign Relations, which is the organization that defines the policy of all mainstream news. But they don’t define the policy of the internet. Maybe they want to. What does America think?
#2. What popular sites will get shut down?
Speaking of popularity, let’s go to alexa.com and get some ranking of some websites. Right now CNN.com is ranked 59th in traffic globally and 18th in the U.S. Infowars (a popular site by Alex Jones) is ranked 3,464 globally and 1,087 in the U.S. Now let’s say that a pandemic broke out. Which one of these sites do you think the government would shut down?.
Now why would the government want to censor the internet? Well… maybe they don’t want people to know about…
This is of course why the subject of internet censorship is near and dear to me. You see, the internet is the only place left where you can get unbiased news. If you read my election update article (part I) you will see that the news that you see on TV has been bought off for some years now.
Now you OF COURSE don’t have to believe in all of my “so called” conspiracy “theories” regardless of how much documentation is provided to support them, and the lack of documentation that is provided for the “official stories” but nevertheless, I HAVE THE RIGHT to speak my opinion.
Now the government will try to claim that certain propaganda will stir up terrorism. Now you have got to be kidding me. Newsflash… People don’t need an excuse to harm the United States of America. We have already opened up a can of Whoop A*** on almost every body around! They don’t need to visit a conspiracy site to get mad at us.
Here we are in the United States with nuclear weapons, while simultaneously warning other countries that they better not get any. Now why is it ok for us to have nuclear weapons but no one else can have them? Because we are good and they are evil… of course. Name the only country who has ever used a nuclear weapon. LOL! That by itself is reason enough.
Is there a plan to shut down the internet?
There have been reports (mainly coming from a website http://ipower.ning.com/group/netneutrality) where they claim that inside sources have confirmed that ISPs are moving towards having restricted pay per view access to only a selection of corporate and news sites. Any extra site you visit, you will have to pay for. There is already a package that is out similiar to this. Telus Mobile has a plan where you can pay per page that you want to access or you can pay a larger fee to access everything.
They didn’t have any sources to back up what they claimed, so I can’t really say for sure if what they say is true (another Y2K?), but at the same time, there are some very disturbing trends that are happening right now.
By Free Your Mind | October 27, 2009 - 4:12 pm - Posted in Finance, Life
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) recently. A lot of what was said in this movie is so true. As a matter of fact, it is more true today than it was back in 76. This was a prophetic movie. Here are a couple of clips.
